No Sleepy Time

So let me tell you about my friend Christina. Well fist off she is crazy, but that is beside the point. Christina is not normal when it comes to sleep. Instead of going to bed when she is tired she goes to bed by how many hours she will get. So because of this we can be having an awesome conversation and she will be like what time is it and then she is like I have to be asleep in a minute, goodnight. I am in the middle of my sentence and she is in bed in a second. Well if that is not weird enough for ya how about this. After a minute of laying down she is out...and I mean out. So me being me, I take full advantage of the situation. First, I start poking her with my crutches, that i found while laying on the floor!!! I stuck the end of the crutches by her face and she turned over and screamed...yes!! So then I saw her Ariel blanket. This blanket is awesome becuase it has a full length picture of Ariel. So I put this blanket over my head to where ariel's face matched up with mine and I started singing and dancing to "Under the Sea". Pretty clever and pretty funny!!! So yeah finally I let her go to sleep.

Soo yeah, thats all I got. I hope everyone has an awesome spring break!!!!

Don't Judge Me

First of all we would just like to clarify that this is a joke. Neither Christina nor I have anything profound to say...WHATS SO EVER! Jesse all the power to you for your inspirational blog. Nor are our lives funny enough to blog about but we do it anyways!

So I am going to start out..oh this is virginia!

So the other day i was on the phone with the bestest boyfriend ever, jordan mitchell, and i decided to go back into my room. Little did i know that Christina was standing in the room butt naked, i said BUTT NAKED, RUBBING LOTION ALL OVER HER BODY!!!!! So of course i screamed and she looked up and said...don't judge me!

So me and christina got fish today!!! Yay!! So I would just like to say that Christina got all excited and picked out her fish and then while in the store SHE LOST IT!!! And she tells me I have a bad memory! So I named mine skittles and she named hers....Arel, of course!

Woot Woot!!

So today in Starbucks...

So tonight in Starbucks we were talking about Clifford's blog. Me being the one who never reads anything did not know what the heck anyone was talking about. So once I found out, I decided I had to do this!!!! How awesome and how on earth did I not know about this. So seeing how almost all of my dumb crazy things involve my Chrstina Marie Cramer we are going to be joint bloggers...yes you heard it..JOINT BLOGGERS..dunt dunt dun!

Getting Closer!

So tonight while doing homework, Christina and I decided to take a break and compare tummys. After this in depth analysis we decided to touch them so our two tummys could be introuduced to each other...it was magical!

Christina's man and my hot steamy shower!

So normally when I want to take a shower, I strip in the room and put on my towel. However, on this particular day, Dylan Dodson happened to have his booty on our futon therefore in our room. I decided that it was not a good idea to do my normal shower routine, so instead I left my clothes on and took a change of clothes to the shower. After done washing my frekin sexy hot steamy body I got out of the shower and realized that I did not have a towel. So first thought that went through my mind. Hmm I live across from the bathroom, I can just dart naked and make it. So I was preparing to do this when I remembered Dylan Dodson was taking residence in my room. Seeing that this situation could turn out akward I decided not to do it. ( my computer just thundered at me.) So I decided to just put my clothes on soaking wet and go...sadness because running naked would of been awesome. Dylan thanks for ruining that experience!

This message was approved by Christina Cramer. She would add more but she won't stop laughing...

HOLLER!